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Yeah. We haven’t overwhelmed anyone. Especially not UK.
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Clifford: Hey Kait, why did the Gators cross the road?
Me: Clifford, I don’t want to hear this.
Clifford: Kait. Kait. Why did they? Why did the Gators cross the road?
Me: Cliffy I-
Clifford: Because they couldn’t cross the goal line. OHHHHHH BURN.
Me: CLIFFORD!
*insert fist fight*

So I’ve really gotten into football lately. It may lead to my death [...]

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First off, I refuse to talk about the election.

 
Secondly:
Yes I am still alive. My lopsided legness has not cost me my life, yet, and after three weeks of physical therapy I am finally done with all that.

Of course, Gabe(who recently turned 12, happy birthday dude) did just sprain/fracture his foot. Poor kid is on crutches [...]

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Before you say anything, yes. Yes I have failed. I know. I wouldn’t blame y’all if you started throwing tomatoes and trying to burn down my blog in protest of my absence lately. Or perhaps you’ve just given up all hope of me ever writing again and are actually not even reading this.
But the truth [...]

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So this is only my, like, 8th attempt at blogging this week. But I failed. And no, it has nothing to do with the fact that I spend all of my spare time watching Bones.
Anyway.
Christin came home for the weekend(yay!), and we decided we were going to make a Minecraft cake that we saw on [...]

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This has been an awesome summer. Don’t believe me? Look at all this.
 
Many, many beach days. Seriously, we went at least 20 times in the last month.

 

 
Found a giant spider. I also saved Cliffy from walking right into it.

 
Multiple trips to Walmart.

 

Messed around outside. A lot.

Late nights inside.

 

Trolling. Mehehehehe.

 
I am very sad it’s over. But [...]

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I’ve been enjoying busy days spent with our previously mentioned new, and awesome, neighbors. That’s why I haven’t been here on the blog much lately. But I figured I should bring y’all up to date on what’s been going on.
It’s been rainy. And it’s horrible because we normally would go to the beach to pass [...]

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My totally awesome best internet friend, Picco, tagged me in some absolutely ridiculous tag yesterday. It’s so ridiculous that I’m doing it. That’s pretty darn ridiculous.
Pretty much I have to list 11 random things about myself, then answer the 11 questions Piccola asked, then tag four bloggers, and then list 11 of my own questions [...]

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So ever since Joe’s best friend(who was very cool, may he move in peace) who lived across the street moved away, I’ve been hoping that we’d get some sweet awesome neighbors in their place. As most of you know, I have exactly one friend here. And I have been hoping that some more teenagers who [...]

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“MOOOOOOM WHY WAS I BORN IN THIS AGE? I BELONG IN THE 80′S!”
I say this. All. The. Time.
Seriously, everything awesome happened in the 80′s. You had Michael Jackson, Journey, Peter Cetera, Foreigner, REO Speedwagon, ELO, Lionel Richie…now what do we have? Justin Bieber, Katy Perry, and Lady Gaga.
*facepalm*

 
And that’s just the music! The original Star Wars [...]

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