I hadn’t posted in a while a few weeks back and when I came to put out my thoughts once again I saw that I had 176 comments. Spam comments. I laughed a couple times as I went page through page of spam. Here are a couple that made me chuckle.

1.  Name: buy phentermine online without prescription 
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     Message: “the truth is deeper…”
My reaction: Well, this was a very convincing post and teachs us great morales…uh no. SPAM
The message had absolutely nothing to do with the post, and the name speaks of buying medication for obesity online. Well, if that don’t beat all….

2.) Name: Large Plastic Storage Boxes
     Written on post: A Forver Long Post About My Birds and Squirrels
     Message: “I found your blog on google and read a few of your other posts. I just added you to my Google News Reader. Keep up the nice work Look forward to reading more from you in the future.”
My reaction: Well punctuation might get him somewhere. And I furthermore feel honored that a Plastic Storage Box commented on my blog. Might be a fer real? Uhh, no. SPAM

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My reaction: Apparently twitter is the bomb. And I don’t need to be a stranger when visiting his site that has great twitter layouts, which I obviously need. Umm, could be…no. SPAM

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My reaction: Well, I got this comment about 50 times with a different name each time. Danny, was one of the names and I was confused for a second because I have a friend named Danny. Well Danny, if that was your comment it wasn’t very convincing or relavant therefore I marked it as SPAM

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My reaction: Well first off if you took the time to read all of that then I laugh at you. Second, apparently snow causes much anxiety in people, especially us southerners. So this comment was really very helpful. For real? SPAM

5.) Name: Zynga
      Written on post: Are you as smart as me? Take this quiz to find out!
      Message: “lol a handful of of the opinions folks distribute are a little out there, in some cases i wonder if they in fact read the content pages and threads before leaving your 2 cents or whether they take a moment to skim the title of the article and jot down the initial thought that drifts into their heads. anyway, it is nice to look over clever commentary from time to time in contrast to the same, old blog vomit that i constantly see on the net i’m going to enjoy a few rounds of zynga poker adios”
My reaction: Umm, dude. Seriously? “A little out there”? Umm, you are a “little out there”.  Have you ever heard of grammar, puntuation…anything like that? It’s this little thing that makes it so PEOLPE CAN READ WHAT YOU WRITE. Just a suggestion. And don’t put down my commenters, for they are a lot more intelligent than you.
Capital SPAM.

You gotta love spam, huh?  Oh and one more.
Name: How to win ex-girlfriend back
On post: It is the most wonderful time of the year…
Message: Great website. Great read.

How to win ex-girlfriend back…thanks for the tips.

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