I am very sorry to say it came from my worst enemy ever, but I did find this quote quite enjoyable and laughed quite hard at it. It is very funny to me that my worst enemy can come up with a quote like this yet can’t glue a few pictures in a box for Creative Writing.
By the way, if you are wondering who my worst enemy is you obviously don’t know me.
“So the other day I got an immense craving for a game of global domination.”
- Spencer
Spencer
I was in a desperate state of despair!!
Kait
I’m sure. If you ever become famous for something, I am sure it will be for attempted world domination.
Taylor J.
Global Domination is not really that hard, and I can prove it. The only real difficult part is finding the right tools. I’ll list those right now!
[Note: you don't need all of these things, they're each something you could use!]
-An army of Zombies (every global domination requires something to strike fear in the hearts of your victims. What better way to accomplish this than a healthy helping of the undead?)
-An army of super-soldiers (When there is a shortage of graves and mad Nazi Scientists, an army of super-soldiers easily gets the job done. Not only do they have superhuman strength, keen eyesight, and obey your every whim, they don’t fall apart at the first shotgun blast of the retaliation. Note: you should preferably go for the soldiers brought up in military training from the age of six or seven. They have more experience, and don’t have a reason to question an order)
- A crowbar (Yes, you heard me. This tool is an essential part of world domination. It can be used for beating people, prying boards off of farmer’s boarded-up windows, and general woodworking handyman tasks)
- Pepper spray/Smokescreen (How else are you gonna smoke those pesky farmers out of their basements?)
- A sweet car (You need something that will get the job done. It needs to be durable, upgradable, and able to carry the weight of those Gatling guns and missile launchers you need to tote. I’m talking about…a Jeep)
- A good book (For the moments your armies of zombies and super-soldiers are attacking heavily fortified cities and farms. Those can take hours!)
- Toothbrush, floss, and mouthwash (Do you really think those pesky World Leaders are going to take you seriously when they see that piece of broccoli in your teeth on the ransom videos you send?)
- Tanks (boom)
- Jets (bigger boom)
- Threat of Nuclear Fallout (potential huge boom)
- A proper lair (the best ones are on the moon. Think about it, when you destroy the world after said domination, where else are you gonna go?)
- A Proper Arch Nemesis (You can’t choose just any nemesis, though. You have to choose the strongest, best, and good looking nemesis. That person is the people’s hero. Everyone needs a hero. Heroes inspire, encourage, give hope. What better way to completely drain the people’s morale by destroying their favorite hero in an epic battle? That way, no one can accuse you of being a chicken and fighting some wimp down the road!)
- A minion (like Igor, but…..eviler!)
- Some backing/support (every global dominator has some nationality backing them up, supplying them with money, resources, etc.. The most popular in today’s society are the Russians, Koreans, Nazi Cults, or whatever nations people in America deem to be “threatening.”)
I hoped this helped you with an idea of how to gain World Domination. But just so you know, Bungie Studios, the amazing company that created and developed such classics as Marathon and Halo, are already in the final stages of World Domination. SO you better pick up the pace!
Good luck and Peace,
Taylor J.