It’s snowing

Yes, the head bullitan is true; it is snowing right here in Florida. And has been snowing for about a half an hour. Yeah, I’m very proud of Florida for breaking it’s agreement to keep me warm, and throwing ice all over my head. It’s been 40 years since it last snowed in Florida. In the 2 years I’m gonna live here, it snows.
Yeah, it’s great.