Once you are in heaven, do you get stuck in the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
How is it that people could put a man on the moon before they put wheels on luggage?
Why do people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up every two hours?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast into a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are going dead?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are a billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Why is it that whenever I attempt to catch something that is falling from the table, I always manage to knock something else over?
The quidnuncs that love me most.
Because the ones that love me most obviously comment the most.