This is kind of goes with my 100 things about me post. I got the idea out of one of my Chicken Soup For The Teenage Soul books. I thought it sounded fun, so here it is. Please leave a comment, or a Mr. Linky to your a post on your blog, telling me what I should add to it from your experience.

• NEVER, under any circumstances tell your mom your bored when there is a sink full of dishes.
• Don’t praise the Lord by throwing thousands of tiny beads in the air, it never turns out too well. Praise the Lord in a slightly less messy way.
• Santa Claus scissors are bad luck when it comes to cutting hair, at least when you 4.
• Don’t let your 2 year old brother play on your piano after eating pancakes.
• Whoopie Cushions are not the greatest presents to get your 10 year old brother for Christmas.
• Starting a fire in your backyard with a magnifying glass is not the best idea.
• Jack Russells and Ragdoll cats don’t mix well.
• Fresh Rhubarb is gross.
• Worms don’t make the greatest pets.
• Never wish upon a star…you might just get what you wished for.
• If someone yells “Look at that huge bird”, don’t look up. It only ends in disaster.
• Fish food tastes gross.
• You have to pay attention when playing Volley Ball.
• Never, ever let your brother play with your beads.
• Never let your brother play with your guitar.
• Never let your brother play with anything that is valuable to you.
• Assignments don’t have to be 5 pages long.
• Cows are boring to watch. Moo.
• Take the time to look at the stars in the country, for they disappear as soon as you enter the city.
• Rock climbing is not as easy as it looks.
• Ocean water is disgusting.
• Jelly fish are not as dead as they look.
• If it hurts, DON’T do it again!
• If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then give up, there’s no reason to be ridiculous about it.
• White dogs, and black pants DO NOT mix.
• If you can laugh at yourself, your going to be fine.
• If you allow others to laugh with you, you’ll be great.

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