I was bored last night.

So I made a new account on one of my texting apps and used that number to prank one of my good friends, Wesley(who recently made a blog and has posted a whole ONE time on it so y’all should definitely click right here and go check it out.)

To Mrs. J:

Me: I am about to troll Wesley. Prepare yourself.

To Wesley:

Me: Thanks for signing up for Cat FACTZ! You will now receive fun daily factz about cats!
Me: Cats use their tails for balance and have nearly 30 individual bones in them! (to cancel Daily CatFACTZ please reply “cancel”)

Wes: Cancel

Me: Would you like to receive a CatFACTZ every hour? (reply ‘T759398GH4″ to cancel)

Wes: T759398GH4

(text from Mrs. J: Haha!)

Me: Command not recognized. You have a <year> subscription to CatFACTZ and will receive fun <hourly> updates!
Me: In ancient Egypt killing a cat was a crime punishable by death! Thanks for choosing CatFACTZ! (To cancel subscription, please reply ‘cancel’)

Wes: Who is this? WHAT THE HECK DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!

Me: Command not recognized. Please assure us you are human by completing the following sentence: My favorite animal is (blank).

Wes: Cat

Me: Correct! You will continue to receive CatFACTZ every <hour>!

Wes: Go away.

(text from Mrs. J: I am trying my hardest not to laugh!)

Me: Thank you for texting CatFACTZ! Remember, every time you text you will receive an instant CatFACTZ! (to cancel please rely ‘C4729049GHSK8503-2347593GH’)

Wes: C4729049GHSK8503-2347593GH

Me: You want to cancel? Please answer the following question to confirm you are human: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Wes: I hate you.

Me: Command not recognized. Cancel process terminated. You will continue to receive CatFACTZ every <hour>.

Wes: Who are you?

Me: Just your friendly neighborhood troll.
Me: Plus part Pegasus.

Wes: Well played, my friend. Well played.

Posted by Kait in A-Z, Fun