Me: Okay you boys are going to clean on this microwave after dinner because this morning when y’all were having poptarts instead of putting them on a plate to microwave them like you’re supposed to, you just set them on the microwave plate…

Joe: That was me-

Me: …and Gabe, I know it was you! Wait Joe you did it-

Joe: Yeah Gabe did it! Gabe, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Me: Joe! You just said you did it!

Joe: ….

Me: Okay y’all just clean the microwave after dinner.


And that’s just about how my days go around here.

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