Me: Okay you boys are going to clean on this microwave after dinner because this morning when y’all were having poptarts instead of putting them on a plate to microwave them like you’re supposed to, you just set them on the microwave plate…
Joe: That was me-
Me: …and Gabe, I know it was you! Wait Joe you did it-
Joe: Yeah Gabe did it! Gabe, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Me: Joe! You just said you did it!
Me: Okay y’all just clean the microwave after dinner.
And that’s just about how my days go around here.