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1. Miracle Whip. Why was this stuff even ever created? I’m doing research to figure out what genius thought mixing mayonnaise and bird poop and selling it to the masses was a good idea.
2. Boys. Nuff said.
3. The layout of Jacksonville. I think they dropped buildings randomnly from the sky and then were like “Well [...]
The other night around 10:30 I was in my room getting ready for bed when I decided to text my mother, who was watching a show downstairs with Dad, and give her some awesomeness. And this is how it went.
Me: “Ed Truck is dead. And it makes me feel like someone has taken my heart [...]
Me: Okay you boys are going to clean on this microwave after dinner because this morning when y’all were having poptarts instead of putting them on a plate to microwave them like you’re supposed to, you just set them on the microwave plate…
Joe: That was me-
Me: …and Gabe, I know it was you! Wait Joe [...]
Its just so boring…I end up filling it with cruddy drawings.
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Wowza.
Apparently, according to Taylor, global domination is quite an easy task for the brilliant of mind.(Sorry Spencer, your chances of domination just went down the toilet)
There are only, uh…14 steps to the domination thing. Let’s see if I compute.
“Global Domination is not really that hard, and I can prove it. The only real difficult part is [...]
I have this great friend. She has let me borrow so many Amish books by Beverly Lewis and Wanda Brunstetter that it seems as if I have a non-ending supply of them. We’ve been trading books back and forth for over a month now…and we still have a lot of books to trade back and forth. [...]
