Today I tried to get Moses, my 5 month old Jack Russel puppy, to jump on to a chair then jump to my window sill. This is more like what happened. ( Translating for Moses)
Kait: Come on Moses.
Moses: I can’t do it mom.
Kait Thinks.
Kait shows Moses a treat.
Kait: Moses, if you jump on the chair I will give you a treat.
Moses thinks it over.
Moses: Okay mom.
Moses trys and falls flat on his back x5.
Moses: I just can’t do it.
Kait puts treat on the chair.
Moses jumps, made it!!
Moses grabs the treat and jumps back down.
Moses: Thanks.
Lips smack as Moses demolishes the treat.
Kait groans.
Kait puts another treat on the chair.
Kait: Try again.
Moses jumps on to the chair.
Kait grabs Moses and pulls him inside.
Kait: So much for training. And they are supposed to be atheletes.
Moses just finishes his second treat.
Moses: So, lets try it again.
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