1. Miracle Whip. Why was this stuff even ever created? I’m doing research to figure out what genius thought mixing mayonnaise and bird poop and selling it to the masses was a good idea.
2. Boys. Nuff said.
3. The layout of Jacksonville. I think they dropped buildings randomnly from the sky and then were like “Well dang, where we gonna put the roads? Well, I guess we’ll just weave ‘em in between and over and let the locals figure it out.” I swear there are actually roads that just end. Like, bridges. Just end.
4. The “Buddies” movies. Who is buying these and helping fund the creation of more horror?
5. Spanish. I’ve tried a few times. I still don’t understand it. It’s really sad. BUT I do know that llueve is rain and probably will remember that along with hola. And I remember hermano. And sol. And castigar. And if I thought about it long enough I could probably remember the words to “I’ve Got The Joy” because we kinda have an inside joke about that from Spanish class at co-op and- I GOT IT! Yo tengo gozo, gozo, gozo, gozo en mi corazon. Well, maybe I’m not as clueless as I thought.
6. Verizon commercials. Seriously, they annoy me. They don’t make sense and/or they are completely stupid. And cheesy. They are ALWAYS cheesy. Verizon’s commercials make me want to switch to Sprint because Sprint commercials are awesome. Yes commercials TOTALLY dictate what companies I like. It’s pretty sad.
But anyway. Verizon commercials. What the heck?
7. Women on Pinterest that have boards dedicated to “hot” men. What the heck? I’m pretty sure women would be mightily offended(and probably fuming) if their husbands/boyfriends/any man on the planet had a board dedicated to good looking women. Jordan has a nice way of putting it.
Jordyn
May 7, 2012 at 9:29 am
yep… pretty much the truth
Kait
May 7, 2012 at 10:09 am
I agree.
Taylór J.
May 7, 2012 at 10:12 am
Mayo? Disgusting. And it does not belong on burgers. Bruce Willis relays this quite well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q51JzPVfSuE
Girls. Nuff said.
I’m just glad we didn’t flip off a bridge and into the abyss of Bad Road Land whenever we visited. You would never have seen us again.
Don’t get me started on the Buddies movies….
Spanish! I thought it was pretty cool. But I don’t have any more classes so any more learning is left up to me.
I’m baffled by a lot of commercials. While I think a lot are funny and entertaining, they don’t usually relate back to the product they’re selling. I could make up a perfectly accurate commercial right now: A guy and his bratty teenage daughter walk into a Verizon store to get her a new phone, and they see several people dressed up in lobster costumes. They look around with blank stares while the lobsters dance around them. Then the announcer says “introducing the new blah blah blah, only $999!” Cut back to lobsters dancing and the commercial ends.
And yes to everything Jordan says. Though he did tell me to scroll down to look at the spelling down there…..Kait, you need to look into spell check.
Kait
May 8, 2012 at 10:12 am
I sense Bruce Willis felt strongly about that.
Yeah I suppose girls are just as mysterious.
Eeeyeah that would have been quite tragic.
I’m sure we’d agree on those movies. They’re ghastly.
Commercials almost never make sense. But the ones that do and are funny are so awesome. Like Allstate Mayhem commercials. Oh I love those. Hilarious.
Yeah well I’m pretty sure he was referring to the comments on the video. Which were pretty bad. So yeah.
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