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I was bored last night.
So I made a new account on one of my texting apps and used that number to prank one of my good friends, Wesley(who recently made a blog and has posted a whole ONE time on it so y’all should definitely click right here and go check it out.)
 
 
 
 

To Mrs. J:
Me: [...]

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Trolls are awesome. When you don’t know them.
I know a few. And I guess they’re okay. They kinda get annoying after a while. Cause they send you texts that say stuff like “We’ll be there in five minutes.” when they are on the other side of the state. Not that I believed this troll, of [...]

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UPDATE:
And here’s a video of me playing the theme.

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- I have to have the toilet paper on the roller a certain way. If it isn’t on correctly, I will take it off the roller and turn it around right.
- When I’m saying a word, I see it in my head. I didn’t realize this until I started pronouncing words I had only heard(on [...]

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Just a few minutes ago I got a notification telling me that Zooey Deschanel, who is possibly the most awesome actress who ever existed(second maybe to Audrey Hepburn), had “liked” my pin on Pinterest. MY pin. Zooey. The totally cool actress. Liked. My pin. On Pinterest. Whaaaat!
Best day ever.
I mean, that’s totally awesome. Because Zooey [...]

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This is me with my Best Internet Friend/Twin, Picco, who’s pretty much the most awesome internet friend ever.  Because she’s hilarious. And we love all the same stuff. And someday we will meet in person and it will be awesome.
But until then, we just continue to stalk each other’s blogs and follow one another on [...]

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Surprise! I got new glasses.
Yeah they’re awesome. What I don’t understand is why anytime people try them on they make a funny face.
And here is something that defines me a bit. Because I’m really not either full on geek or nerd.

The end.
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Meals.
They’re a common request in this family.
And as the family cook, I make a lot of them.
In fact, I make 19 meals a week. That’s about 76 a month, and 912 a year.
That is a LOT of food. And a lot of cooking. If I spend an average of half an hour in the kitchen [...]

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