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1. Miracle Whip. Why was this stuff even ever created? I’m doing research to figure out what genius thought mixing mayonnaise and bird poop and selling it to the masses was a good idea.
2. Boys. Nuff said.

3. The layout of Jacksonville. I think they dropped buildings randomnly from the sky and then were like “Well [...]

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We went to the beach yesterday. The older boys played in the waves and Lucy and Jess played in the tidal pools.

Lucy is so cute.
Also there were surfers so they got their pictures taken and they probably don’t even know it.

In order to get some of the pictures I had to stand in knee deep [...]

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The awesome shirt I designed in honor of the best TV show ever made that I have been raving about to the unfortunate everybody who knows me finally came in! I did a jig on the front porch and mom laughed and made fun of me but whatever because I have been waiting for this [...]

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The few, the proud, the awesome will understand.

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Or this song written and played by a family, the Shmidts, and their friend/most amazing cello player ever, Steven Sharp Nelson. The Piano Guys are so awesome.

Also I made a Bucket List. Click the button on my sidebar or just click here to check it out.
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I like weird names.
And not weird names like Xavier or Frances or Archibald.
Weird names like Storm, Baelfire, Benedict, Zeus, Canyon, Kayin, Frederick, Zane…the list goes on. And that’s just boys. For girls I like Jezebel, Saphira, and Delilah. No kidding, there are very few other Biblical girl names that I like. Why do the bad [...]

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I was playing four square today with three of the boys around the neighborhood, Connor, Donald, and Chris. My brudders were inside eating dinner. Out of nowhere this kid who I’ve never seen before comes up, about 13 or 14 is my guess, and asks to play with us. Donald obviously knew him and was [...]

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So…yeah we’ve kinda become four-square addicts.  It happened about two days ago. And now it’s all we do. Come 2:30, the neighborhoodians one-by-one make their way to our house and join the group of children in our driveway. See, the driveways have these perfect squares in them so it’s perfect.

It’s pretty awesome.
Here’s a video I [...]

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Hold a baby cheetah.
Get engaged. Get married. Have a marriage more beautiful than the wedding.
Travel to another country.
Tour the U.K. Or at least go to England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland. Oh wait…
Go to the Galapagos Islands.
Own a Mini Cooper. This IS going to happen people.
Build a tree house.
Go to a drive-in movie.
Visit all 50 of the [...]

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My friend Katy is hosting a giveaway over here on her book blog. It’s for these super cute necklaces that you can get your name engraved on, so make sure to head over there and enter!

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