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It all started with Michael Jackson.
Researching him, that is.
You see, I have always had Michael Jackson painted in my head as this bad, crazy nuthead. I don’t know why. I grew up in the decade before his death, when he was at his worst. All I remembered was this pasty guy with long black hair [...]

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Hello my sweet quidnuncks.
My awesome friend, Katy, tagged me about a week ago. The rules went something like this:
1. Go to page 77 of your manuscript.
2. Go to line 7.
3. Copy the next 7 lines/paragraphs.
4. Tag 7 other writers to do the same.
But the thing is…I haven’t written since last July.
Yeah it’s pretty much totally [...]

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Remember that post I wrote a lonnnng time ago in 2009? The 100 Things About Me? (P.S. That post is totally embarrassing now so don’t read it. Oh great, now you’re going to go read it. Thanks.)

Well, I’ve finally done it.

 
This is Stark and Oliver. They’re my new pets. Everybody in the family thinks they’re [...]

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My awesome intefriend (that’s internet friend) wrote a post that totally was awesome so I asked if I could copy her told her I was going to copy her. And this is it. Picco’s was much more interesting so you should probably go read hers while you’re at it.
Here’s how my day went on
 
6:45AM
Alarm goes [...]

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Howdy quidnuncks. Just dropping a quick note to let you know that I have created a QUIZ! Yeah it’s awesome.
Anyway.
It’s asking random things about me. Don’t worry, all of the answers can be found somewhere on my blog or Pinterest so it’s fair to the people who don’t know me in person.
So go here and [...]

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So I’ve seen a couple of these guy’s music videos. I’ve seen them all over the internet.
I have no idea what has happened to this world. But they’ve lost all good judgement. I even tried to give them a chance, honest.  There is one song that is pretty catchy, even I’ll admit, and that’s their [...]

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Yesterday we managed to find a time between the rain and thundering to take an hour or so trip to the beach to play in the sand. It was super windy and the beach had been labeled with a red flag so we decided just to play in the sand and bury each other.
And that’s [...]

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So I decided my blog needed a mascot. It doesn’t have one at the moment. Obviously. Some of you may remember the briefly incorporated Mira the Unicorn, but her stardom didn’t last long and it was time to make a new mascot. So I summoned my handy dandy personal professional artist…umm…I mean my friend down [...]

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So I started running.
Again.
This is only like the twelfth time I’ve been like “Yes I’m going to start running and it will be awesome and I will run every day and become epic.” and then it turns into “I am never doing this ever again ever.”
I don’t like running that much. Or at all. Yeah [...]

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So the other day I was glancing around on one of my favorite food blogs and came across this amazing recipe. The title instantly drew me in. I mean, how does on resist looking into a recipe called Jalepeno Popper Buffalo Chicken Macaroni and Cheese.
Uh, hello? That sounds like heaven, it does.
So I did it. [...]

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