I have a very strange sense of humor, as many of you may know from either a) knowing me or b) reading this blog enough.
Like, I seriously think that sometimes my parents are really like “Oh my gosh, honey. Where did we go wrong? She thinks this talking unicorn is hilarious. Why is she showing us this?”
Talking unicorn? Yep. I have finally found Charlie the Unicorn. Why has it taken me so long? Probably because my friends who have seen it were lame and totally didn’t show me.
I think those friends I am talking about right now know I’m talking about them.
Yes. I’m talking about you. You’re so lame.
And what was my reaction?
I laughed. A lot. And then watched it again. And then forced my parents to watch it.
And now I walk around going “Charrrlie. Charrrlie. We’re on a bridge Charlie!”
And I’m pretty sure I am driving my parents mad because while I thought they’d find it completely hilarious like I did, they totally were all like “What da heck this is so DUMB.”
And then my younger brother caught the last half of it and was going “Charrrlie! Chaaaarrrrlie!” afterwards.
And my dad looked at me and was all like “Yeah thanks Kait.”
So then I was all like “Dad! I found a map to candy mountain!”
And Mom was all like “KAIT. Stop it already.”
I think that they believe I have some mental problem because I like rainbows and unicorns and everything that makes the world good and not dumb.
My mom has an obsession with zebras. I’m not really sure how this is any worse.
Except she doesn’t go around say “Zeeeeebra. ZEEEEBRA” in a really annoying voice.
I just don’t understand why they hate unicorns and candy mountains.
Like I said, I have a weird sense of humor. And find most stupid things to be funny. It makes life way easier to live. Because let’s be honest; there’s a lot of stupid things going on out there.
But laughter is awesome. So I do it a lot.
And that’s just me.
“Remember laughing? Laughter enhances the blood flow to the body’s extremities and improves cardiovascular function. Laughter releases endorphins and other natural mood elevating and pain-killing chemicals, improves the transfer of oxygen and nutrients to internal organs.
Laughter boosts the immune system and helps the body fight off disease, cancer cells as well as viral, bacterial and other infections. Being happy is the best cure of all diseases!”
- Patch Adams
Taylor J.
March 4, 2012 at 4:10 pm
Bologna (why is is spelled that way?!)! I know for a FACT that you’ve been exposed to Charlie the Unicorn. “Then how come I don’t remember?” you ask yourself? I dunno. Ask yourself this. Maybe you were ignoring it. Shame on you.
Kait
March 4, 2012 at 4:14 pm
Taylor. You really think I could forget THAT.
Taylor J.
March 4, 2012 at 4:36 pm
I am currently looking at one of your own Buzz posts. This is how it went:
“Kait Culbertson – Mobile Oct 12, 2011
CONQUER THE WORLD WITH PONIES AND RAINBOWS
Taylor Johnson – And it will be beautiful. Even the hardiest of men will find tears in their eyes. Oct 12, 2011
Spencer White – This post is exactly the reason I dont get on buzz anymore Oct 12, 2011
Taylor Johnson – Spencer, I dare you to say no to this:
http://th06.deviantart.net/fs71/150/i/2011/269/6/7/pinkie_pie_please_go_on_by_dazko-d4b18rz.png Oct 12, 2011
Spencer White – …no Oct 12, 2011
Taylor Johnson – Charlie The Unicorn – Shun The Non-Believer Oct 12, 2011″
What I posted was a link to the YouTube video (and it even had a thumbnail image of the video). Obviously you never watched it. Which is saddening.
Kait
March 4, 2012 at 4:48 pm
Wow. I never saw that.
I know for a fact that I had never seen Charlie before yesterday. I definitely would have remembered that.
I totally couldn’t have not remembered it. That was like the best thing ever.
And Nyan Cat, which I also saw for the first time yesterday.
Taylor J.
March 4, 2012 at 4:37 pm
But it’s okay. I won’t let it destroy me.
BeckyJ
March 5, 2012 at 9:49 am
Sometimes I still quote Charlie.
“Shun the non-believer! Shuuuuun.”
Kait
March 5, 2012 at 11:25 am
Mrs. J:
This is because you are awesome.
I always knew it.
WesleyRJ
March 5, 2012 at 9:51 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFCSXr6qnv4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaCCkfjPm0o
You’re welcome.
Kait
March 5, 2012 at 11:22 am
Oh Wesley, I totally watched those already.
I thought the second was better than the first.
Even though I quote the first more. “We’re on a bridge, Charlie!”