January:
“Oh yeah, I vote yes!”
“Surprise! Happy birthday, Kait!”
February:
“Ohmygosh! It’s a girl!”
March:
“No Mom, not that far away.”
“Okay, just do a bunch of funny poses now.”
April:
“Are we at Disney World yet?”
“No Mark.”
“Oh. What about now?”
May:
“Can you believe it? We’re finally graduating.”
“…congratulate this year’s graduating class.”
June:
“Hey boys, I need the floor cleaned.”
July:
“Kids, we have [...]

