It was horrible.

Every time I went to get something out of the fridge in the garage I would come face to face with a giant box of heavenly goodness that was off limits. It just sat there. Teasing. Saying “Nah nah nah nah you can’t eat me.”

It’s pretty bad. For a while I was having trouble sleeping at night knowing they were down there.

So now, after all this time, they’re still in there. So I’m going to go ask Dad if I can have them since apparently “work” doesn’t need them all that bad.

I’ll let you know how that goes.

Waiting.

That's Dad coming in for a landing.

Happy birthday Sammy!

Need I say more?

Instead of pictures of food I'm putting up random old pictures of me that I find in my mom's old blog posts. Food probably would have been a better route. Sorry people.

I drink milk. A lot of it. In fact, sometimes I get scolded for how much milk I’m drinking. Mom is always like “KAIT I just bought that gallon yesterday, why is it almost GONE?!” and then I’m all like “I was thirsty.” And then she usually throws something that me.

There will never be a time in my life where I buy a half of a gallon of milk. Even when it’s just me and my husband, I will easily go through a gallon a week.

I like milk.

I have a major dislike for ticks and leeches. I can deal with beetles, spiders(seriously, I kept a brown widow as a pet for months), bees, roaches, flies(scary, I know), etc, but put me head to head with ticks or leeches, and I feel like I’m going to puke. It’s not good. Like really. We had a leech in our back porch a few months ago and it was really grossing me out. Luckily it was disposed of. But before that…eeeyaghblah I don’t even want to think about it.

Anything under 78 degrees causes me to wear a jacket. Yep. 80 degrees and up is what I love. Also, I like getting dirty. I will totally engage in a mud fight. In fact, below is a picture of me making mud pies. Sure, that was 4 years ago but whatever. I was like 13. And I’d do it again.

I don’t do enclosed spaces. Caves. Elevators. Okay, I’ll go on an elevator but that doesn’t mean I’ll like it. I always worry about the power going out and being stuck in a black box. That would not go well for me.

I also don’t walk over grates. One of my friends makes fun of me all the time for the grate thing. Loser. He obviously doesn’t understand the danger.

Also, things that may jump out and grab me that live in sewers and under my bed.

And that’s enough things about me for one day. Here’s some food that I want to eat right now.

Anyway, check this out!

I am totally saving up my pennies to get one. Okay maybe. Probably. I mean, I have enough money obviously. It’s only, like $10 to get a dragon egg. But I’m also saving to get this and this and and this and this and pretty much everything on my Pinterest board here so I really need to prioritize.

They had results for unicorn eggs too.

Less than uber exciting. They’re obviously fake.

More like Miracle Crap.

2. Boys. Nuff said.

3. The layout of Jacksonville. I think they dropped buildings randomnly from the sky and then were like “Well dang, where we gonna put the roads? Well, I guess we’ll just weave ‘em in between and over and let the locals figure it out.” I swear there are actually roads that just end. Like, bridges. Just end.

4. The “Buddies” movies. Who is buying these and helping fund the creation of more horror?

5. Spanish. I’ve tried a few times. I still don’t understand it. It’s really sad. BUT I do know that llueve is rain and probably will remember that along with hola. And I remember hermano. And sol. And castigar. And if I thought about it long enough I could probably remember the words to “I’ve Got The Joy” because we kinda have an inside joke about that from Spanish class at co-op and- I GOT IT! Yo tengo gozo, gozo, gozo, gozo en mi corazon.  Well, maybe I’m not as clueless as I thought.

6. Verizon commercials. Seriously, they annoy me. They don’t make sense and/or they are completely stupid. And cheesy. They are ALWAYS cheesy. Verizon’s commercials make me want to switch to Sprint because Sprint commercials are awesome. Yes commercials TOTALLY dictate what companies I like. It’s pretty sad.
But anyway. Verizon commercials. What the heck?

7. Women on Pinterest that have boards dedicated to “hot” men. What the heck? I’m pretty sure women would be mightily offended(and probably fuming) if their husbands/boyfriends/any man on the planet had a board dedicated to good looking women. Jordan has a nice way of putting it.

Lucy is so cute.

Also there were surfers so they got their pictures taken and they probably don’t even know it.

In order to get some of the pictures I had to stand in knee deep water. With my camera.

I am so adventurous.

The surfers are pretty funny to watch. Sometimes when they fall off their boards fly 20 feet into the air.

It’s pretty awesome.

Then we came home and I spent two hours in the kitchen making dinner. It was worth it though because the jalapeno and cheese stuffed chicken breasts were amazing.
And I also made a cake.  Why? Because I wanted cake. Because cake is good.

And it was yummy.

Front.

The awesome shirt I designed in honor of the best TV show ever made that I have been raving about to the unfortunate everybody who knows me finally came in! I did a jig on the front porch and mom laughed and made fun of me but whatever because I have been waiting for this shirt for like 2 weeks and it FINALLY got here.

If you don’t understand it’s because you haven’t watched season 2.

I’m sorry for you.

Back. In case you couldn't tell for some weird reason.

Pretty much it’s the most awesome shirt ever and you should be totally jealous.

This is my You Should Be Totally Jealous face.

Or this song written and played by a family, the Shmidts, and their friend/most amazing cello player ever, Steven Sharp Nelson. The Piano Guys are so awesome.

Also I made a Bucket List. Click the button on my sidebar or just click here to check it out.